10 funniest tasks in games. From Watch_Dogs 2 and Fallout 4 to Borderlands 2 and GTA V
In games, it often happens that optional side missions give almost more vivid impressions than the main plot. It is in them that the scriptwriters and gamemeracies can give free rein to their fantasy and sense of humor, not trying to once again catch up with epic or drama.
In this list, we collected both stupid, absurd, and simply extremely creative, non-standard and hilarious episodes from video games in a good way. Someone will refresh the memories of their favorite projects, and someone else will encourage someone to play something new.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. "Problem with gizoks"
It is difficult to say whether this piece can be counted Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic a full -fledged quest, but the moment was memorable. A lot of the protagonist was mistakenly delivered to the ship's ship … Gizov – small and extremely prolific reptiles.
It was possible to play with them and even scratch behind the ear, but getting rid of animals was unexpectedly difficult. To clean the ship from unwanted settlers, you can apply poison, sell to the representative of the zoo or independently find a new house on your pets on their own.
Yes, this is not that a serious quest, but it performed an extremely important task: he made the world Knights of the Old Republic is more atmospheric. AND BioWare did not forget the effective technique: in the future they have repeatedly arranged something similar – for example, they forced to catch a hamster in Mass Effect.
Borderlands 2. "Birthday of iron"
Borderlands 2 , Of course, rich in absurd stories, but in the TOP we decided to include one special task – the birthday of the iron robot. According to the quest, it is necessary to help him organize a party: call guests, eat a piece of pizza, whistle in a dude and all that other.
But only during his life in the shelter, the piece of iron got so much that no one came to the holiday. But do not throw him alone, in fact! So it turns out that the real goal of the task is not to help organize the holiday, but simply distract the robot from oppressive loneliness. And, of course, to listen to all his funny remarks: for example, that all guests were probably just lost.
It’s even a pity that the robot was wrong. This chatty and annoying comrade became a real business card of the series and fell in love with many players, but inside the Borderlands universe he could not find faithful friends.
Well … let him get at least a place in our top.
Watch_dogs 2. "Black PR"
In the series Watch_dogs generally enough curious side missions. To spy on the personal life of people or to make fun of them there you have to often. We spoiled the evil officials of training, mocked the dishonest businessmen, and even brought out other lovers to peep into the pure water. But for this collection, they still took the task of Bad Publicity or, as it was called in the Russian version, "Black PR".
This mission is very tiny, but literally in five minutes it has fun and demonstrates the main delights of the game. The essence is simple: it is necessary to teach one harmful pranker, who decided that it was very fun to call the special forces for streamers playing shooters.
How to punish him? Of course, send the same assault detachment to his house. And even beat everything so that the villain sets himself! Turn on the phone, redirect the call by the right number, but the sounds of the computer game and the loud threats of the troll by the Sopartians themselves will finish the case.
Dragon Age: Inquisition. "The court is coming"
On the last chapter Dragon Age a lot of reasonable and not very criticism collapsed, and with side tasks there really are problems. Another thing is a long quest “The Court is going”, during which the hero will have to make a number of different decisions: whom to execute, whom to sweeten, what character to send into exile, and which one – to reward.
For the most part, these episodes are serious and even gloomy, but there are also frankly ironic moments, such as the trial of the leader of the Moorer, yielded. The latter was guilty of throwing the fortress of the Inquisition with carcasses. It is hilarious to listen to the accusations and make the verdict to this character, and the Inquisition itself after this gets several “pluses” in its piggy bank.
Fable 3. "Game"
Peter Molinjo's games have always been pleased with cute and funny moments. And the third part Fable , Despite the lowest in the series of estimates, the outsider clearly did not. What is the quest about the search for garden gnomes!
But still, I would like to tell more about another, special, task in which the main character is sent … straight to the board game. We run around the castle, stumble upon the troubles invented by the game master, and save the princess. And most importantly – we hear the disputes of our players, who amusively voicing everything that happens, including quest NPCs, and at the same time decide what will happen on the game field. Moreover, depending on their words, the location and events on it really change.
Fable 3, of course, can be scolded for a lot, but this task is a small masterpiece, which is nice to remember even after years.
Fallout 4. "Silver Cloak"
In the case of p Fallout Choosing one specific quest is especially difficult. Here they are all like a selection: the first two parts consist entirely of class tasks, about ghouls on space missiles from New Vegas who just did not tell, and the struggle of the two non -perger from Fallout 3 – also an interesting case.
And yet for the top we chose the task just from the last single game of the series. They became a quest called "Silver Cloak". Heymplaino does not particularly stand out: we walk, kill, talk – in general, as usual. But the most cool here is that the task allows you to truly play a role, but not any of anyone, but a true superhero!
According to the plot, we need to try on the image of a legendary silver cloak on ourselves. That is, literally change into a costume, wait for information about crimes on the radio, and then come and believe justice. And be sure to give out ridiculous superhero phrases on the way. How without them?
Grand Theft Auto v. "Epsilon" program "
U GTA v There are also many tasks in stock, worthy of the top in the top. For example, wars with aliens-glukes, help inadequate paparazzi or search for stars souvenirs. Moreover, the latter is especially entertaining: we help a strange elderly couple to bring home several memorable things of celebrities. How about the golden tooth of one musician who first has to be knocked out?
But if you choose one task, then the Epsilon program can be considered the most insane adventure. For several missions, players are invited to become followers of the sect and perform absurd tasks. Pass eight kilometers on foot in the desert, wear a stupid blue suit for ten days or donate a round amount for the needs of the organization-in general, do everything for the sake of searching for some kind of truth and secrets of the universe. At the same time, employers of the hero carry outright religious nonsense – such a parody of cincere and at the same time subtle trolling of the entire industry. Like, while the rest of the developers invent the next “serious reason” for an additional quest, Rockstar They don’t even try to pretend that there is some sense in these side missions.
However, despite the deliberately boring gameplay, the line was worth it: at the end of the fanatics, one could rob, stolen from them, no less, two million dollars.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. "Paranoia"
When it comes to The Elder Scrolls , First of all, we recall the tasks of the princes of Daedra Shigorat and Sanguine: the murder of Necha tickling with a fork, game version "Bades in Vegas" with marriage to the witch or please undress everyone to underwear at a party. And if you connect the "crazy" addition Shivering Isles , where each character has problems with your head, you can poison the stories for a couple of hours.
But our choice will be a little less obvious. We will Kaboom Slots sister sites mark the quest from Oblivion , in which the elf-paranoid asked to understand the conspiracy allegedly weaving against him. This is where the real investigation begins, in the course of which you can both set paranoid to one of the innocent citizens, and kill them on your own, pass the abnormal guard or finally drive the guy crazy and fall under suspicion himself.
The funny thing is that with the end of the quest, the adventure does not end. If you climb into the house of crazy elf, you can find his notes, where he built assumptions and guesses about his “pursuers”. Moreover, the actions of the player in the course of the mission directly affect the content of these records. Rare attention to details!
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey. "Smelly Eye"
The authors of the recent Odyssey also showed no less scrupulousness. Although this is not even about the quest, but rather about the Easter girl for those who try to knock out platinum.
At the very beginning of the game, on Kefalinia, the main character must defeat Cyclops – one of the first villains that we meet according to the plot. And specifically this boss is remembered for a long time! At first, the hero of the joke sakes his expensive obsidian eye, and then, when the cyclops demands to return to him a prosthesis, Cassandra or Alexios stuff his eyes right under the tail of a passing goat. Like, if you want – run out.
Cyclops from this trick are furious, rushes into battle and expectedly dies, but the comedy does not end there! If then at any moment of the plot to return to Kefalinia and hunt goats there, then sooner or later one of them will fall out … Yes, the same eye. Moreover: for a rare find, a stubborn hunter will be given a special Achivka.
Mass Effect 3: Citadel. "Party"
In fact, the whole addition Citadel can be considered one big side story. Moreover, incredibly funny: every second dialogue or plot move is a real comedy that beats some established fan memes. But especially in the DLC, the organization of the party and … the party itself.
On it, familiar characters opened from a new side: they had fun, joked, argued, carried nonsense, competed, danced, and the next morning they lay on the floor, suffering from a hangover.
In the end, the task is not only ridiculous, but also incredibly touching: the whole story was conceived as a kind of farewell to beloved heroes and trilogy in general. And it turned out as much well as it was probably possible. It’s only a pity that in the near future nothing like a loved universe is waiting.
And we miss ..
You think our selection of incomplete? You can recall a dozen more funny tasks on the move? Well, we will be happy to see your versions in the comments.
